The death that was not.............

I died yesterday. Quite a few of you may jump in your seats. I also jumped in my seat when my eyes fell to the news item appeared in local paper; Sharad Fadnavis is no more. I panicked and pinched myself to ensure that I was not in heaven, or more appropriately, in hell. I reread the obituary and it dawned on me that it related to my namesake,lot of details matching to a great extent. There was a photograph also but some of my friends whom I have not met since ages may very well believe it to be my own taken in my younger days. I braced myself to receive telephone calls and condolences, but to my great surprise, none was received. Intrigued by this, I again went through the news and then  realized the reason for my unpopularity. The deceased Mr. Fadnavis was a water conservation specialist (may God bless his soul) and my nearest and dearest relative, including my better half would also never believe that I could be a specialist in any field, let alone water conservation. 

- Sharad Fadnavis, EXRBITES Group